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Some very funny "quips" to bring a smile to your face
from
Bob M


Answering machine message, "I am not available , but thank you for caring enough to call.  I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message
after the beep.  If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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My wife and I had words, but I wasn’t able to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find one's glasses without  one's glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not likely to go anywhere.
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God made man before woman in order to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it's getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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I took  a leaflet out of my letterbox that informed me that I can have sex at 70.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.  So it's not too far to walk home
afterwards, and it's the same side of the street so I don't even have to cross the road.